Thanks to Noelle, we have a category named "Hormones, Hotflashes, and …" for those of us who are hormonally challenged. As I was thinking of what it's like to be in my "mid to late 50's" it occurred to me that I have the final "H" for the sequence!
Hormones, Hotflashes, and ... Hairy Chins! Yep, that’s the last “H” in the sequence, and I can prove it!
While I’ve never been one of those fair-haired women who barely have to shave their legs or underarms, the Hormones and Hotflashes came my way bearing a special gift … a hairy chin!
No, not just one or two hairs … a bouquet of curly black hairs. How lovely!
Ok, maybe that’s too graphic for some of you. If you think this is funny, you must not have reached true maturity yet! Just wait—your time will come!
I sat and considered this whole Fabulous Fifties ordeal not too long ago.
The age spots are interesting, for sure! My granddaughter asked if she could take a pen and play “Dot-to-Dot” on the back of my hand and see if she could draw a picture by connecting the age spots. Argh! I love my granddaughter with all my heart, but I secretly pray one day when she has age spots that her granddaughter will try it using permanent marker!
The achy body … oh my! I remember a song a few years back about an Achy Breaky Heart. Well, forget the heart … my back is achy and breaky, along with the rest of my body. Thanks, modern maturity!
